seriously?!!!?!?!?

dearest natalie portman's shaved head,

once again, you are in NY, and i don't get to see you.
and even more tragic, you're playing within my birthday week.
so i have made the [not so] wise decision to try to sneak into santo's party house on the 20th.
just watch me.
or not.
i give up.

love,
devyn